The Scottish Government are Stealing Our Ideas

We've been planning to return to Scotland at the beginning of 2009 since the summer of 2006 (we had some traveling to fit in first!). And what do we discover a few months ago? 2009 is apparently Scottish Homecoming Year. And no sign of either a subsidy for coming home or a licensing fee for our idea. Alex Salmond, you owe me at least a pint.